Day The Seventh - The Return Of The Face Heel Lancer Of The Magical Mafioso

As if to announce the return of the scum that climbed out of the bottom of the pool, lightning hit buildings all over Mafia City. Mirrors all over the city soon found themselves shattered for no explicable reason - people cried it was an omen, but that is what the Saxons cried when they saw Halley's Comet; the fact they got fucked over by the Normans shortly after was a complete coincidence.

But what was not a coincidence was the fact that one DarknessLord was sitting in a comfortable leather chair, sipping some evil fluid that was almost exactly, but not quite, exactly unlike tea. He gave a witty remark on the texture of this substance before noticing that he appeared to feel his body growing cold - he noticed this as he felt his heart stop - DarknessLord has fallen victim to the wrath of Allan A. Aokage, Knight of Injustice - a small scrap of the Death Note found in the DarknessLord's mailbox said that he was a Vanilla Townie - it also stated "OOPS YOU CAN'T READ THIS, YOU'RE DEAD". I suspect that Sir Aokage is a colossal jackass and should be thrown into a fire for being a prick.

The investigators looked over the rest of the city - they apparently found the remains of Game Over, an exploded Prinny - there was something about him being a Vanilla Townie and having been thrown by DahliaXKristoph, which led to his death - but since he was a Prinny, I couldn't care less.

Incidentally, Mid-Boss rolled by for a chat this morning - the poor chap had lost his head; the tip-off was when I noticed he didn't have a chest - no, he lacked everything bar his head. After casting a Speak With Dead spell, he told me that he was a Vanilla Townie, and I threw his head out of the window - it's Mid-Boss, who cares?

And now we have a look at the fine line between insanity and brilliance - Regy Rusty is doing a handstand while reciting Pythagoras' Theorem, Allan is doing a (mimed) cartwheel on the insanity side and Saint Kagami the Paladin is currently saying "What the fuck" over and over again. We now go to Queen Kagami the Paladin.

"What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck..."