Day The Ninth - Godless Sinners

And that sums up why Allan should be elected mayor of Mafia City - remember, vote Allan because he kicks puppies! Tell your friends.

But now there is less serious work afoot - the night's murders. But since they happen every night, nobody cares too much; nevertheless, we found Kinokiita lying in the Town Centre with a giant wound from a magical gem that changes clothes, or something. Allan's probably trying to use it right now. Nevertheless, a scrap of the Death Note was found in her hand - "Kinokiita, Vanilla Townie. Dies from a magical gem that changes clothes". Take that how you will.

We also found djoftheweb lying face-down in the dirt. It seems he had died from both vampire neckbites (a clear sign of serial killer DahliaXKristoph) and an unexplicable sand-axe thing (an axe made of sand). We suspect that DahliaXKristoph bit her victim to death, then Velo smashed dj over the head with an axe to feel special, or something. Either way, the fact that he radiated a holy aura of paranoia was a clear sign that he was OMG Cracker, God of Paranoia.

Take that as you wil; and now we cut to the fact that magical items have been popping up all over Mafia City. So far reported;

-A blade of grass that irons clothes; found by Regy.
-A talking cat (that is actually a reincarnated dead person) and a magical gem that changes clothes; found by an 8-year-old Sakuro who's in a timewarp.
-A magical turkey that dusts curtains - 'Bumble Bee'.
-A game that Phoenix_Apollo likes more then Xenosaga (it's called MafiaDirt, MafiaScum's younger brother).
-Velo finds a key that cuts his toenails.

And if you tune in at eleven, we'll take a look at A. A. Aokage's proof that all Christians are godless sinners - we also get to see him get stabbed through the head by some guys named Christian and a girl named Christine.