Today in Mafia City, we had the citizens of the town switching around between six or so lynch targets like they were debating over what flavor of ice cream to get at the store, rather then selecting one of their fellows to die. Accusations flew between mid-bosses, prinnies, crackers and more, eventually settling one one Powerdaan.
Despite his best efforts to convince the crowd of... um, something else besides lynching him (*a whisper is heard from off stage* "What? I was supposed to find out exactly what? ...WELL YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT TOO! ;0;") the votes on the tally ended up piling up on the unfortunate citizen, although not everyone seemed pleased with this result, in which case maybe they should have spent less time arguing over what kind of ice cream they wanted and tried to get someone else lynched.
Anyway, Powerdaan was dragged kicking and screaming to the center of the square, where he was supposed to be killed via sword fight to the death (or Rocket Launcher to the face, since everyone knows those are the two coolest ways to die) when a caped fellow with a chainsaw katana came out of nowhere and killed him in one fell swoop, and nearly injured several onlookers and this fabulous reporter as well before escaping as quickly as he appeared. The authorities have been notified and will continue looking for this dangerous rogue user, but in the meantime we've learned that Powerdaan was simply a Honorable Citizen/Vanilla Townie.
Now go buy some delicious Daan-Death Cake, since everyone knows that's better then ice cream anyway. And as always, be careful where you go in the City...
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