You people have no concept of the dominoes. I mean, on one night you decide to hunt down an wipe out four of your own to whittle down the suspects (or, at least, that is what we at CR News At Eleven believe you killed them for) and tonight? You barely dent the population of Townies in the name of the Town; I, for one, am disgusted by this lack of bloodshed.
Now then, I would like to give you the results of the deaths; we found a body in the Imperial Hotel this morning - this in itself was nothing out of the ordinary. It was no so much the body was the things around the body - a little message written in the victim's blood had been left on the wall; "Enjoy your present~ DxK" - our staff imagines this means DahliaXKristoph has left us cake somewhere in the Hotel. A search is being done to find it.
Going back to the body, a bloody marimba was found by their side - it is currently suspected that the killer shot the victim in the spine, before snatching the Marimba from his hands and bludgeoning him with it - OMG Cracker died as he lived; a Honourable Englishman.
Since we have confirmed beyond reasonable doubt that OMG Cracker is dead (by putting his body through the Mafia City Giant Blender), we intend to have a state funereal. Except not really, since we'd spend our time giggling at him. As this defeats the point, we're going to dump the remains of his corpse into the graveyard and leave them there.
Since you people were boring enough to only kill one person, I believe now would be the time to review the events of ten years ago; the true Day Of Regand... We now cut to a video of Regand Reginald Royf Rusty destroying the world. Over to you, Kagami.
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