Thursday, April 16

Day One - Boredom Is In The Air

A fascinating display, truly a show of the competence that manifests itself within this city. From our looking point here, at the top of CRNews At Eleven's skyscraper, we have found that you have been sitting around, eating strips of meat instead of doing any real work. Mind you, some things have been happening that have been brought to our attention. For instance, we have found several video tapes on our doorstep - we have reviewed them and shown the relevant ones to you. The first video is marked "From E. Nygma" in handwriting that resembles that commonly used by the criminal LaytonFairy.

"Dearest News Anchor, I wish for you to deliver this message to the public. It appears that my prayers for a power have been answered - whenever I die, one of the Town or the Mafia's weakest combatants will have a change of heart and will be supporting us, the League of Aoshi, in our aims. They will see the light above the darkness that clouds Mafia City - they will join us in making this City a better place."

Truly, an omnious message for all. A second message was given to us, from an anonymous source.

"We would like to ask you to talk to us some more - you know our MSN/AIM addresses, add us!"

Clearly, from someone who's had too much cocaine. I would now like to go over to Regy, with the weather.

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